Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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