Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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