fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you still have your period?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well you can't waste a boner
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
