quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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