very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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