yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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