It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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