My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
