So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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