i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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