Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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