yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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