What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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