i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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