I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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