It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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