Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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