Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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