I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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