Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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