she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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