Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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