She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My feet surprised me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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