i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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