The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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