All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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