At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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