Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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