if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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