can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He passed out mid-signature
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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