Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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