If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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