Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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