she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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