Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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