The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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