just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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