she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
how does that bad decision feel?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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