(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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