handjob tips. give me some.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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