My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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