Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
