Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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