Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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