I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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