at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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