apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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