Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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