I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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