This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Randomize
