please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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