If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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