Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
