windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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