But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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