Do vagina's smell?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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