Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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