Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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