I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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You're kind of an idiot
That's actually one of my favorite lines from The Blair Witch Project, of all things: "... and mashed potatoes. My moms' mashed potatoes."
Be charming to her, offer to assist in preparing said mashed potatoes, then dump his ass.
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